Rihanna Is Happy For Snooki, Says All Women Are ‘Reproductive Machines’

Rihanna bestie Katy Perry may have competition in Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. In March the Barbadian pop star told Access Hollywood:

“Snooki, I mean she’s awesome. I’m so happy for her it’s shocking to the world she has a baby because we’ve now perceived her as this character but she’s really a human being, she’s a grown woman. And women have kids, we’re reproductive machines, that’s what we’re here for.”

This is why people are sometimes on the fence about Rihanna. She acts like there’s nothing wrong with being club friends with her violent ex-boyfriend who made her face look like a halved pomegranate AND she talks about women as if they’re robotic baby factories. 

Am I a crazy hunched-over Disney villain for thinking that we should be more concerned with the Earth’s growing population? I like to think that I wasn’t put on this planet for the sole purpose of procreation.

Like, maybe I’m doing okay by not being the plain-dressed wife of some man in a Polygamist camp in Texas or thinking that Octomom and Eddie Murphy are great role models for today’s youths.

3 thoughts on “Rihanna Is Happy For Snooki, Says All Women Are ‘Reproductive Machines’

  1. Women like Rihanna, make me feel no pitty for women who cry wolf. One interview she is
    crying about how horrible she was treated, then she talks about she is a strong women. Then she is making out with that Bum Brown. No pitty from me.


    1. Your question is pretty vague and idiotic but I’d have to say that since the world is populated with around 8 billion people, we should be more interested in the quality of life rather than popping out children like a Universal Studios log ride.


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