Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her second child with Scott Disick, a baby girl named Penelope Scotland Disick. So her name isn’t quite “Scott,” that’s too obvious, even for a Kardashian. “Scotland” though?
That’s kind of a doozy but not nearly as weird as “Blue Ivy Carter,” or “Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale.”
For a celebrity baby name, I give Penelope Scotland Disick a 3 out of 10 on the creativity scale with a 10 ensuring that the kid will get thrown in a trash can one day and 1 being something that will never be misspelled on a plastic cup by a Starbucks employee.
Another white baby for the Jenner-Kardashian klan? This is almost as shocking as Kim Kardashian not being married to Kanye West.
Khloe’s infertility is the only reason the world isn’t overpopulated to the point of the human race standing outside arm-to-arm in undesirable places like the Midwest and Antarctica.