And what’s more Italian than an Espresso? I guess they could add a device to make Pancetta or, when you don’t put on your seatbelt on a recording of a man whistling at you and unbuttoning his pants could play. Other than that, nothing comes to mind.
If you’re wondering how the one-of-a-kind “Coffee Experience” by Lavazza works, it clips onto your back seat cup holder and boils water with grounds like a stove-top device would.
It is available overseas only, so put the phone down. I know you were about to call your lawyer, to sue for the burns and car crash you just can’t wait to have/be in.
Your body will have to not look like Spawn, for now. Just make a few more daily trips to McDonald’s and Starbucks and fiddle with your phone and CD player some more, you’ll get there.