Fred Willard Was Caught Masturbating, SO WHAT?

78-year-old Fred Willard of Anchorman, WALL-E, and Betsy’s Kindergarten Adventures was arrested with his pants unzipped at the adult-themed Tiki Theater on Wednesday by uncover officers.

He was taken into custody for lewd conduct and then released on misdemeanour charges. He has already been fired from his narrating job (Market Warriors) at PBS.

Willard’s lawyer released a statement saying that, he did “nothing in any violation of any law” and “We will be working vigorously to clear his name in this matter.”

Vigorously huh? Not the best choice of words but I’ve always wondered how you can arrest someone for masturbating in a porn theater. It seems comparable to sampling Jelly Bellys in the grocery store, or jumping on the beds at Mattress World.

I mean, how can you not?

2 thoughts on “Fred Willard Was Caught Masturbating, SO WHAT?

  1. Nothing surprises me except that these theaters still exist? Doesn’t everyone just watch it at home on their laptops now?

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