Justin Bieber Is ‘Enough Percent’ Indian To Get Free Gas In Canada

I’m not aware of any law stating that Natives in Canada get gas free-of-charge, but apparently Justin Bieber is. In a recent interview with Rolling Stone he said,

“I’m actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I’m enough percent that in Canada I can get free gas.”

First of all, I would ask Rolling Stone to stop indulging him and putting him on the cover in white wifebeaters, but as a long time subscriber I cannot be surprised.

Over the years, they’ve put people like The Backstreet Boys, Snooki, and the cast of Glee + The Hills on their covers.

And Bieber must deserve the limelight, since he’s such a manly man. 

“I feel like I carry myself in a more manly way. I don’t carry myself as a boy,” he said.

 When asked what kind of fondue he prefers he responded, “who eats the cheese kind unless you’re old and from Paris?” GENIUS. The straw that broke the camel’s back had to be when he talked about preferring Leno to Letterman.

“Last time, he brought my mom flowers. Letterman doesn’t do that.” Well Justin, that’s because Leno is a kiss-ass and probably wants to sleep with your mom.

Still mad at Dave for twisting your arm?

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