The Original Triple-Breasted Hooker From ‘Total Recall’ Had ‘The Trots’

The woman who played the iconic triple-breasted hooker from Mars in the original Total Recall with Arnold Schwarzenegger recently told Vulture.com that she was not only teary-eyed during her iconic scene in the 1990 classic but had diarrhea, as well.

Lycia Naff, a well-known woman with a name few would recognize, revealed her embarrassment at having to wear prosthetics, how she wishes the new three-breasted woman in the inferior Colin Farrell version the best, her thoughts on Arnold, Star Trek, and working with Denise Richards on her reality show.

Being sick and nervous during Total Recall: “At the time, I had the trots [from eating bad food], and I was crying! [Laughs.] And I was embarrassed. I was so petrified when all the reality of it sunk in.”

“I started to cry, and if you look closely at those scenes when I’m opening my blouse, I’m smiling, but not in my eyes. It was probably good for the character and gave her an extra layer, but that was completely unplanned. I was just feeling really emotional and trying to hide it. I was embarrassed, and I was embarrassed for feeling embarrassed”

On The Governator: “He didn’t give me any bother. I was just another day player, just there to move his story line forward. I remember looking into his eyes and thinking his pupils were so small, so I was like, He looks scary to me. So he creeped me out a bit, but he was very professional and he didn’t flirt and he didn’t try to touch the breasts. But still, I felt really exposed.”

Turning down ET and Johnny Carson: “Entertainment Tonight wanted to me to come on the show, me and the guy with the one eye, so they could do a piece on the prosthetics, and I said no. Johnny Carson wanted me to come and sit on his couch, and I said no. I was stupid, embarrassed, and young. Now, looking back, why not? Why not make a goof of it?”

Supporting Kaitlyn Leeb (the actress from the remake): “I’m glad to set a precedent anywhere I go. [Laughs.] I’m curious to see her in the movie. She’s stunning and gorgeous and her costume is beautiful, extremely sexy and alluring….She’s had to carry on with all the horny sci-fi fanboys! They’re hers now! Chicks and sci-fi go hand in hand.”

Her story arch on Stark Trek TNG: “I did two episodes, and I was supposed to come back and do a third, but I wanted to cut my hair. My agent asked if it would be okay, and since I wasn’t under contract, they said, ‘Okay, we’re releasing her.’ So I cut it shaggy, but above the shoulder. I get a call the next week, and they want to redo a hallway scene, and I go back, and they lose their tiny little minds.”

Denise Richards, calling her the c-word on It’s Complicated: Ken Baker called me up, he had just started at E!, and one of the things he was doing was this show, and he asked me to do this. We had the meeting in a fake office, in a fake building, in a fake place, and it was supposed to be unscripted, but it apparently wasn’t.”
“Later on, when I saw the show, I realized that every time Denise cussed, she was supposed to put money in a jar — it was a through line on the show — so she started cussing right away. I was like, ‘Whoa! What the heck?’ She called me the C-word on-camera, and my dog who was present is still in therapy over it.”

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