‘I’ve Seen Bigger,’ Says 2008’s Nelson Evora To 2012’s Henrik Rummel

A U.S. rower named Henrik Rummel is attracting attention for more than just the bronze medal he received. During the medal ceremony for the coxless four (the jokes really do write themselves) he was photographed with what everyone thought was a boner.

Rummel went straight to the source of the rumors (the Reddit comment section) to deny them. “This is me and I swear it’s not erect! I don’t know why it ended up in that position but there you go,” he wrote under the username “Rummelator.”

Well, American rower with possible wood, I see your coxless whatever and raise you a Portuguese track and field star with bigger, potentially paralyzing wood. 

Nelson Évora, a triple and long jumper, also raised brows for sporting a sizable bulge at the Beijing Olympics in 2008. But is that an erection, or just awkward placement/flaccidity? You decide. 

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