Rare Bald Naomi Campbell Eagle Spotted On Beach

The politically correct term for a bald eagle/supermodel in this case is “traction alopecia.

It is of course a form of hair loss, but instead of it being a disease that is basically out of your hands, traction alopecia is caused by a “pulling force applied to the hair,” such as braids and/or hair extensions.

Naomi Campbell has shown signs of this ailment before. In 2010 she was involved in a New York photo shoot that indicated the start of some hair loss.

The paparazzi have the sequel to that. Recent photos of Naomi in Ibiza depict even more of a bare patch, quite a sizable and sad area, in fact. I would make a joke about karma but it’s not my style.

I’d rather just be passive aggressive and hint at it.

One thought on “Rare Bald Naomi Campbell Eagle Spotted On Beach

  1. Have you guys ever made a poopie the looked like a frog? I just did and it was kinda green I’m kind of scared…….. I might be sick?

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