Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [8-12-12]

Rihanna thinks you’re jealous of her cleavage and bucket of alcohol. (E! Online)

Of course a Teen Mom made the list of worst reality singers of all time. (Yahoo!)

This bronze medal-winning windsurfer is a better person than you. (St. Louis Post-Dispatch)

Noah‘s Ark turns Darren Aronofsky on. (USA Today)

Vanessa Paradis talked about splitting from Johnny Depp. Sort of. (Evil Beet)

Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson head-butted his wife (ESPN)

Brace yourself for heavy cheese. The closing Olympic ceremony is coming. (Reuters)

Nicki Minaj loves strippers, sings about it in appropriately titled “I Luv Dem Strippers” video. (HuffPo)

Usain Bolt tried to steal the baton. (Seattle Post)

A Pennsylvania woman stabbed and killed her fiance on their wedding day (Gawker)


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