Hopelessly Human Black Widow Returns May 2015

Scarlett Johansson recently said that she’s “too sexy” for many of the roles that she wants and deserves, specifically The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (she would literally have been the worst Lisbeth Salander ever).

Her comments are only a little less laughable than the fact that Black Widow killed about three aliens hellbent on destroying the world in the final scene of The Avengers, as opposed to the several hundred her cohorts pwned.

Somebody needs to tell her that Beyonce and many others have already complained of overhyped sexiness (lookup Brazilian band Cansei de Ser Sexy) and that the majority of ugly Americans don’t want to hear about it. 

On the other hand, it looks like ScarJo will have a chance to re-convince me that her interrogation skills belong in an otherwise badass group of superheroes.

The Avengers 2‘s official release date is May 1, 2015. After 2013’s Thor: The Dark World and Iron Man 3 + 2014’s Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Guardians of the Galaxy.

I’ll look forward to Loki calling her a whimpering cunt (“mewling quim”) for the second time.

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