Judge Jennifer Lopez Tells Judge Mariah And Judge Britney To Not ‘Think Too Much’

Two-year American Idol judge J-Lo has advice for the two latest big-name pop princesses to try their uncalloused hands at music competition judging.

“If you try and think too much about what people might think or what you’re saying too much, I think you get lost.” …That’s Lopez’s advice to X Factor‘s Britney Spears, and honorable season 12 Idol judge Mariah Carey. 

Here’s a short list of things that are a problem for Mariah Carey and Britney Spears… 

Finding form-fitting monokinis, ordering butterfly-collecting jars and nets in bulk, one-upping Lady Gaga, convincing friends and family that Nick Cannon and Jason Trawick are good providers…

“Thinking” just isn’t one of those problems. They may be chart-topping soul-selling marketing geniuses, but the reserve brainpower is less accessible than offshore oil.

Jennifer LoFiat, with her own limitations, is basically theorizing that Mariah and Britney will be the best television judges since Judy. How do you feel about that?

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