Another Pregnant Playmate, Another Baby That Isn’t Hugh Hefner’s

I’m no expert on the exact number of Playboy Playmates and former Hef girlfriends who weren’t infiltrated by the gob of dusty cobwebs he calls sperm, but I assume many women had children after they escaped the villainous watch of robotic peacock butlers.

That would be a great title for a porn. Can you not see Escape From The Grotto sweeping the AVN Awards?

I bring all this up because Holly Madison, #1 girlfriend and star of The Girls Next Door, Holly’s World, and Vegas burlesque show Peepshow, is pregnant. 

The 33-year-old nudist and her event promoting boyfriend Pasquale Rotella (nicknamed “owl”), are expecting a baby in about six and a half months.

She tells Us Weekly that ginger ale is helping her bouts with nausea. Likely the same substance she used after hopping into bed with bird friend of the past, “puffin.”

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