This Pizza apartment thing might come in handy, if only I knew where the hell to actually buy it. Apparently a company called “Kitchen Directions Group” manufactured the product.
I say “manufactured,” past tense, because one website lists them as being established in 2010, and having TWO employees. Pizzapartment.com is an empty domain, so I’m assuming it never caught on.
Bring it back! Cross your fingers for pizzacondo, pizzaduplex, and pizzafuneralhome!