In the vein of terribly bad (but sometimes good) movies like Van Helsing, Season Of The Witch, Red Riding Hood, and The Brothers Grimm comes Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters.
This foray into the unbelievably embarrassing stars Jeremy Renner and Prince Of Persia‘s Gemma Arterton as famous brother and sister duo Hansel and Gretel after their escape from the witch we all know and fear from the 200-year-old German fairy tale.
Hansel and sis have now devoted their lives to witch-hunting after their “traumatic gingerbread-house incident,” as the brilliant person who wrote the summary describes.
Famke Janssen plays top children-killing witch (not pictured). Will you be watching this, or would you prefer to shove Prismacolors in your eye sockets?
