Joey Buttafuoco’s ‘Closure,’ Better Or Worse Title Than Ex-Wife And Mistress’ Books?

This is the one time you’ll be wishing Joey Buttafuoco DIDN’T have debilitating health issues.

The mechanic whose “charm” caused his mistress, 17-year-old Amy Fisher, to shoot his wife in the face in 1992, is writing a book about the events that took place 20 years ago.

The notorious statutory rapist was inspired to write the memoir, titled Closure, after he almost died of diverticulitis (pouches of stool trapped in the intestinal lining) in December of 2011.

Maybe he can answer some important questions like “why did Mary Jo Buttafuoco wait until 2003 to file for divorce?” and “how on earth were TWO women in the state of New York interested in you?”

I wonder if it will be more or less useless than Getting It Through My Thick Skull: Why I Stayed, What I Learned, and What Millions of People Involved with Sociopaths Need to Know by Mary Jo Buttafuoco, and Amy fisher’s If I Knew Then…

This comic represents what Joey’s cover SHOULD look like… And here’s a bonus video of Jim Carrey as Joey Buttafuoco promoting Fisher’s “Bang For Your Bucks” seminar on In Living Color.

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