Crazy Drunk NASCAR Driver Amanda Bynes Finally Lost Her License

When I say Amanda Bynes “lost” her license, it wasn’t like “oopsy, where did it go, is it under the couch cushion?” it’s more like, bitches who crash into a thousand cars (one belonging to a sheriff) get their licenses suspended.

The Los Angeles Times recently uncovered records from California’s DMV indicating that the troubled lunatic driver/What I Like About You star’s behind-the-wheel privileges have been indefinitely abolished.

She now faces possibly jail time for two  hit-and-run charges, DUI, and refusing a blood alcohol and/or breathalyzer test. Strange for someone who claims to “not drink.”

Looks like the authorities still managed to recognize her after her makeover/disguise (pictured) and pleas with Obama. Oh Mr. President, you wouldn’t arrest a patriotic hooker, would you???

One thought on “Crazy Drunk NASCAR Driver Amanda Bynes Finally Lost Her License

  1. People complain about alcoholics, and then they glorify the substance in commercials? Substance like that can be used to try to mask underlying problems they themselves are unaware of. I suggest that they see a chiropractic practitioner like those found on http://www.upcspine.com or on the web, upper cervical health centers, put in your zip code to find a U,C,S, only DC practitioner.

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