For $200, Brett Favre’s Pubes Are A Steal

A Craigslist listing in Minneapolis, Minnesota posted at 11:05 a.m. on September 11 was looking for a buyer interested in NFL legend Brett Favre’s pubic hair for $200.

The seller claimed, in a quite convincing tale, to be the brother of a Vikings equipment manager who took them out of Favre’s jock strap in 2009, two years before he announced his retirement.

The ad has since been flagged for removal by grumpy sticklers or Green Bay fans (the post specifically states that “they are not going to a Green Bay fan”) but I you can still read it in its entirety below. 

First off, no, this is not a joke. Serious buyers only, please.

My brother was an equipment manager for the Vikings from 2006-2011, he worked for them during the Favre years. After the Chiefs game at the Metrodome on 8/29/09, my brother and his team handled game laundry. They took Favre’s uniform and pads from his locker and noticed his jock strap had more than the usual amount of pubic hair left in it. Don’t ask me why they noticed, I guess they joked around about that stuff a lot. My brother took the pubes and saved them in hopes of one day selling them on the internet. He sucks at using computers so I am doing it for him today. We don’t want this all over the internet we just want to say we sold Brett Favre’s pubes on the internet. These are game-worn pubes from a living legend, and they aren’t going to a Green Bay fan.

Quick, somebody match the pubes to the [alleged] leaked penis pictures of 2010!

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