New ‘Skyrim’ DLC Allows You To Adopt A Child

Khloe and Lamar, I have a solution for your fertility woes – downloadable Skyrim content! Cartoonish medieval kids are always better than real ones, and in the eerily Sims-like Hearthfire, you can adopt one at the seedy orphanage in Riften!

Hearthfire costs 400 Microsoft Points and is the second add-on after Dawnguard (released June 26, 2012) to Game Of The Year-winner The Elder Scrolls V. 

The expansion lets you not only raise a family, but build your own home with additional bee hives, house slaves, gardens and fish hatcheries. It came out on September 4, so what are you waiting for? 

Put on your overalls and protective baby-barf poncho and get to work, Khloe.

I’ve included two narrative videos on getting the “Proud Parent” achievement. One from a sophisticated British man and another from a regular joe. Choose the one you feel most comfortable with.
I like the contrast. It shows how foreigners automatically sound soothing to my American ears, whereas my own people give directions like “Da da da da da, get a bed. Uh, whatever.”

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