Kate Middleton Knows She Has A Lot In Common With Topless Locals In The South Pacific

Kate Middleton can’t help but smile and cover her face after being greeted by locals on the Solomon Islands wearing grass skirts and little else.

This soon-to-be-forgotten moment in history comes an ironically short amount of days after the Duchess of Cambridge’s not-to-be-forgotten nude sunbathing photos surfaced.

Here we see Prince William and wife Kate on their Diamond Jubilee tour (past locations include Kuala Lumpur and Malaysia) accepting necklaces from topless women of the South Pacific.

I wonder if she’s jealous of these women and their ability to wander around half-naked and not care/end up in Closer and Chi magazine?

It’s hard to not admire the royal couple’s approach to dealing with an international scandal. They have literally canoed away from their problems.  William is the one who looks a little distraught over the world seeing his Khaleesi’s dragons. She’s just like, “WHAT NUDE PHOTOS? I know not what you speak of. I’m wearing clothes now, like I always do.”

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