Move Over Courtney Stodden, 12 Year-old Model Dates 24 Year-old Pop Star

Since walking brain hemorrhage Courtney Stodden has turned 18, her TMZ days are numbered to porn offers. It’s time for some fresh lean cut media meat. Canadian model and singer, 12-year-old Akama Miki born to a Japanese mother and Chinese-German father made her relationship public with 24-year old singer Zhang Muyi.

Their “love” was posted on her Chinese Weibo account ( China’s version of Weibo). Her posts say stuff like, “Wait until I’m old enough to marry you, then I’m going to say ‘ I do'”. For the record, I’ve lived in China and that shit is not normal.

The message was responded with Muyi’s response, ” I’m going to be with you as you grow, I’ll always wait for you.” 

I don’t want to be the gross lady-pedophile by saying this but, what if she changes her mind after her period? When I was 12 I had a crush on Lance Bass, OK. That changed after hormones and common sense kicked in. Lance Bass.

The pair’s Weibo accounts consist of them touching each others fingers, which makes E.T. look completely human.

Here is a music video by the young popstar. The best part of the video is that she is writing a message on paper, the messy writing looks like that of a… 12-year old.

There are really deep lyrics like, ” Pretty pretty boy I love you, let me inside ride beside you”. I hope she means let me inside of your sister’s Costco-sized doll house because that is what she should be doing at that age.

The adorable child has over 440,000 followers on Weibo, but she only follows one person, Muyi.

The one positive thing I can say about this, is that Zhang ( the guy) looks young because he has the predisposed Chinese genetic gift that makes all men look like they are 12 until they turn 40.

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