Cameron Diaz’s 40-Year-Old Vag Is Still Relevant

Cameron Diaz imitates the openness of the Grand Canyon in her new “spread,” shot by Terry Richardson for Esquire UK‘s November issue. Diaz, who just turned 40,  says she is finally happy.

“For the first time in my life I’m content,” Diaz explained.

“I’m so excited. Getting older is the best part of life. Like, I know more than I’ve ever known. I have gratitude. I know myself better. I feel more capable than ever. And as far as the physicality of it – I feel better at 40 than I did at 25.”

Words for Madonna to consider: “There’s no such thing as anti-aging — it’s all a crock of shit, you can’t go back in time.”

Dear soon-to-be-married ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake: “[Marriage] just wasn’t the thing I was drawn to, I certainly didn’t want it in my twenties. Or my thirties. So we’ll see.” 

The title of this article comes from a commenter on Esquire’s site, who said “is the leg spread an attempt to establish that her 40-year-old vag is still relevant?”

I don’t know the answer to that, unfocus your eyes and see for yourself if her various body parts are still relevant, and ask yourself what the last movie you saw her in was?

The Sweetest Thing redeems any future non-funny comedies (like Bad Teacher).

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