Chanel pays Brad Pitt $7 million dollars to cock tease women

What do you do with male sex symbols who have passed their sexual peak and reside in pussy-whipped village? Woman’s fragrance commercials. (see Timberlake for Givenchy)

In this series of short teasers, Brad asks “mysterious” questions like “What’s the mystery?” and “Are you going somewhere? … Where?” 

If Brad Pitt turned his head and asked me shyly where I was going, I’d tell him “to the toilet … to change my underwear.”

Chanel allegedly coughed up $7 million for Mr. Jolie’s time, and at that rate, they should make him do as much obscene shit as possible, hopefully it’s more than just whispering GPS questions into a microphone.
These are just teasers of course, more intensely abstract shit to come throughout the year.

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