Don’t Be Fooled By ‘The Canyons’ Trailer Starring Crazy Train Lohan

After seeing the new trailer for The Canyons, starring Lindsay Lohan and Gangbanged 1 2 and 3 porn star James Deen, you might say “Wow, that looks like a great Robert Rodriguez movie.”

But it’s NOT a Robert Rodriguez film, it’s just a ripoff by American Gigalo director Paul Schrader. And you also shouldn’t be fooled by the writer, American Psycho novelist Bret Easton Ellis.

Lindsay Lohan’s in it, remember? Or her legs are. And what was the last movie that was good because of Lindsay and her legs? 

The answer is not I Know Who Killed Me. From Wiki:

The plot focuses on youth, glamour, sex and surveillance

The Canyons is a contemporary L.A. noir about the dangers of sexual obsession and ambition, both personally and professionally, among a group of young people in their 20s and how one chance meeting connected to the past unravels all of their lives, resulting in deceit, paranoia, cruel mind games and ultimately violence.

So much smoke and so many mirrors (and too many adjectives).

Read: Lindsay Lohan In Bed With Porn Star James Deen 

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