Megan Fox Already Had That Baby, Which, BTW, Has A Future In The CIA

Foxy and Brian Austin G had their baby 20 days ago and are somehow just announcing it now.

Megan Fox wrote on Facebook:

We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect.

We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love.

Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly.

I applaud Megan for treating her first birth like a covert special ops mission with a giant “classified” stamp on its file because I don’t think any preceding celebrity couple has kept something like this under wraps for more than two days.

And Shannon… Doherty? Is your baby named after Green’s 90210 co-star or are we supposed to believe that spelling it with an “o” instead of an “e” will make us blind to the Brenda Walsh coincidence.

Watch out Shiloh and Suri, Noah Shannon FOX is my new favorite prodigy.

Read: Just In Case You Weren’t 100% Sure That Megan Fox Was Carrying David Silver’s Baby

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