Uma Thurman’s Daughter’s Name Will Not Fit In This Headline

Uma Thurman gave birth to her third child and first with Frenchy Arpad Busson on July 15. The couple waited until now to announce the name, and brace yourself, because it’s a long one…

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson, “known to family and friends as Luna,” according to Uma’s rep.

Seven names and each has a special “reason and meaning” unbeknownst to the public. Now, my indecisive parents decided to give me three middle names (Hallie Rose Sylvie Jane Madenski).

When asked for a middle initial, I can pick whichever one I’m in the mood for. Also, if I hated my first name (I don’t but nobody can pronounce it), I could always just call myself Jane or Rose or Sylvie and the same goes for little Luna, who will have just that many more options to pick and choose from. 

Granted, Arusha Thurman, Arkadina Thurman, and Altalune Thurman might not make her the most popular kid on the playground, but once she’s older she’ll come to appreciate her parent’s creativity.

Originally I thought Megan Fox’s churren Noah was my new favorite but I may have to defer to adorable little Arkadina aka RAAAFTB or She-Ra: Princess of Power.

Behold – the time Uma almost dropped newborn Queen of NYC Florence on the pavement!

I keep picturing Quentin Tarantino lurking in a tower like Rumpelstiltskin, writing pigeon-delivered letters to Uma in regards to the third-born child contract she signed before filming Kill Bill: Vol 2.

Read: Beyonce And Jay-Z Add To The Off-Kilter Baby Name Trend

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