Fat Lady Dating Website Offering Christina Aguilera $3M Spokeswoman Contract

Whitney Thompson, Winner of America’s Next Top Model cycle 10 and founder of The Big And The Beautiful, is offering $3 million dollars to sexy sausage Christina Aguilera.

Thompson hopes that Aguilera will be the face of the dating website targeted at “men and women of all shapes and sizes.”

Here’s a snippet from the site:

The Big And The Beautiful is the fastest growing relationship service on the Internet for sexy men and women of all shapes and sizes. On our dating site women no longer need to fear the word “fat.”

Here, big women are sexy women. We are a premier forum that the so-called chubby chasers use to meet local women like you for online dating. Join the best BBW dating site and experience the difference. BBW dating has never been easier!

By signing the contract, obtained by TMZ, Aguilera would be agreeing to appear in TV and radio commercials plus photo shoots and public appearances.

Thompson is also asking her work on an original jingle. I’m thinking she can just toss in a bunch of drawn-out diva notes to “I got the moves like Hagrid.”

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