Jessica Simpson‘s mom Tina filed for divorce from Joe Simpson sometime last month after 34 years of marriage due to “discord or conflict of personalities.”
The super unreliable National Enquirer is reporting that the “discord” translates to Joe coming out of the closet to the entire family. According to Radar, 54-year-old Joe doesn’t waste any time…
A source says that he has a “20-something boy toy,” and that they were in fact in the car together on August 4 when Joe was arrested for DUI in California.
You’re telling me the guy who used the word “sexy” three times in one sentence to describe his daughter and her “double D’s” is actually gay?
While that does make it slightly less creepy, I’d say that when you’re pretending to be a straight man, it’s best to compliment the breasts of everyone except your relatives.
This news disheartens me. My lifelong dream of marrying Joe Simpson just disintegrated.
Free at last!
