The latest Nicki Minaj video has the cotton-candy loving, Mariah Carey-hating Oompa Loompa bouncing on exercise balls and hanging out in her bikini in a Campagna T-Rex.
You can thank Miley Cyrus, Dev, Eva Simons, Robyn and Bad Boy alum Cassie for setting off lesbian gaydars worldwide with faux hawks, side-shaves, bowls and wife-beaters.
Nicki does the heavy lifting, torching a barber shop with a flame thrower and singing about vag juice while Cassie distracts men with paint rollers. Then there’s a polka dot room, a vespa and dancing queens with pink umbrellas.
Key lyric #1: Tell a hater yo, don’t you got cocks to blow?
Key lyric #3: I just come through with a six, like my name was Blossom
Key lyric #4: Bald head pussy got lots of juice/lopsided on the curb so I block the coupes
Random fact: if you look at the body of the newspaper article in the beginning, it’s just the headline “Barber Shop Burns Down After ‘Freak’ Flame-Thrower Accident” and a repeated story about Sony Music capitalizing on Michael Jackson’s death.