While Justin Bieber would say his week was great because he danced the night away and sold millions of records, others would call it colorful.
First, a crazy man dad filed a lawsuit claiming that Justin stole from him and spent his money on penis enlargements and a $426 dollar abortion for his STD-ridden daughter, Selena Gomez.
Then, on the same day, Radar Online reported that “full-frontal” nude photos of his father, Jeremy Bieber, in his “younger days” existed and were being shopped around.
“Jeremy was purposely posing in all the photos, and he’s completely naked showing full-frontal,” a source told the site. “They look like they were taken for a Playgirl-type magazine or something.”
I whole-heartedly believe that dear old JB senior does have nudes. Have you seen the guy? It’s a miracle he produced a son with working limbs and two eyes. Say Kevin Federline became a BMX biker, that’s Jeremy Bieber’s look.
Jeremy Jack Bieber or “Lord Bieber” as he sometimes calls himself, is known to post shirtless photos of his tattooed body all over Twitter. He also uses phrases like “you’re tripping.”
He’s your run-of-the-mill trailer park father, so I imagine his penis is a run-of-the-mill trailer park penis.