It’s a December to remember, she’s officially GQ’s second female dude of the year, behind Lana del Rey!
Baby giraffe is sporting her now-gone pixie cut and the grandma-dedicated underboob tattoo she got back in September.
She’s sharing her title with Channing Tatum, Ben Affleck, Quentin Tarantino, Frank Ocean, Rick Ross, Usain bolt and “the guys who put us on Mars.” Rihanna’s navy tosses their sailor hats in the air, saluting with erections.
Great distraction for the Chris Brown assassins in waiting. Kansas City Shuffle, biotch.