This all went down on The Trisha Goddard Show, but since there were swabs involved, Maury Povich just had to make a “special guest” appearance.
In an interview before the big reveal, Michael denies ever having contact with the daughter of Kristi Horn Kaufmann but literally nobody believes him because he’s a Lohan, and lying comes as easily to them as being unreliable and drinking vodka out of troughs.
Here are five things to know about Lindsay’s newly discovered sister:
- Her and her mother claim to not be interested in money, Ashley says she’d rather not a part of the “Lohan train wreck”
- Has lived in both Texas and Montana (her mother works as a massage therapist)
- Michael reportedly was “on a break” from Dina at the time of conception. He postponed taking the test for many years, but now says he hopes his other kids will get to know her
- Articles from Ok! and In Touch reveal photos of Ashley when she was 13, who indeed looked a fair amount like her other older brunette sister, Ali
- She’s an aspiring pop star who went into a Houston studio to record a few tracks just last year