Wench Ke$ha Performs Tom Petty Song With Pirate Johnny Depp

That apocalypse thing the Mayans predicted is a go. Unicorn vomit princess Ke$ha teamed up with Keith Richards’ adopted son Johnny Depp for at the first ever Los Angeles Petty Fest.

Depp humped the guitar while Ke$ha quietly approached the mic for a performance of Tom Petty’s “Mary Jane’s Last Dance.” They were joined by Black Keys’ beatkeeper Patrick Carney and a bunch of other people of no importance.

You may think this is an unlikely pairing, but these two have more in common than you think.

They bonded backstage over feathers and brushing with Bourbon, closing with a friendly “Let’s continue to not shower for five more days.” Never compromise.

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