Jessica Simpson Pregnant Just Seven Months After Firstborn Son Maxwell?

Yeehaw, to distact from her dad’s gayness and her sister’s loneliness, Jessica Simpson has gotten herself knocked up again.

At least that’s what Us Weekly is saying.

“It definitely wasn’t planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again,” a source tells the mag.

Simpson lost 60 pounds with the help of Weight Watchers and a personal trainer after her son Maxwell was born (in May).  If she is pregnant, we can definitely expect the same full-circle reaction from the press. It goes like this:

1. Hooray she’s having a baby!

2. Woohoo the baby came out alive!

3. Fatty fatty boom boom shakes the earth with hippo footsteps. 

4. Hippo miraculously transforms into jean-short wearing sexpot, what is her secret?
5. Rinse and repeat
According to Life & Style, Kate Middleton is also with child. Ok! story about most-searched-woman-on-Bing Kim Kardashian having twins beats that. Which fake baby are you the most excited about?

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