Happy birthday to my all time favorite pop star – wincing X-Factor judge, and Kevin Federline survivor Britney Spears!
Original queen of the gas station turned 31 today. No exact word on how she’s celebrating or what undeserving fiancé Jason Trawick gave her as a gift.
I’m going to encourage you to check out a certain lesser-known landmark moment in her career… The Christmas song “My Only Wish (This Year).” Released in 2000, the song is predictably about how Britney wants a man under the mistletoe and in her sleigh.
Nothing like impersonal birthday messages to remind you of the national creativity shortage.