John Xenu Travolta Heals Broken Bones With Magic Scientology ‘Assist’

John Travolta angelJohn Travolta tells Celebrity Magazine that he helped a man in China who had broken his ankle in a car crash. Here’s where it gets interesting. Travolta performed an “assist” to speed up the healing process.

It involves Scientology, giving another man a rubdown AND it’s like that movie Michael. You know, the one where he’s an unconventional angel who brings dogs back to life?

“I was in Shanghai recently at a work event and the Master of Ceremonies’ best friend had recently gotten into a car wreck. He had broken his ankle and was in constant pain,” he revealed in an article brought to light by Celebuzz called “John Travolta: Stayin’ Very Alive.” 

“I asked him permission to do some Scientology assists and he said, ‘Okay sure’.

“People were standing around watching as I did them. You could actually see him confronting the pain and after a while he looked up at me and said ‘I feel better’ so I said ‘Okay end of assist.’

“He had gotten noticeably better and I was chomping at the bit for more.” Let me first say that I’m sick of people calling Tom Cruise a nutjob. As you can see, John Travolta and a handful of other notable, even cool, celebs (Will Smith, Beck, Jason Lee, Juliette Lewis) are also Scientologist “nutjobs.”

This “assist” nonsense was BS back in 1922 when the Japanese called it Reiki and it’s BS now under every other name.

I have a friend who practiced energy healing on chickens for a hippie class and I still love him, so I’m pretty sure I can forgive John and Tom (somebody please make a web series with that title).

Mormons are still slightly worse. And most Republicans. Also, I still don’t believe that Travolta smoked and yanked a billion masseuse poles and badmouthed the Jewish community. Call me cynical. P.S. Tom Cruise movies are great (except Rock of Ages).

One thought on “John Xenu Travolta Heals Broken Bones With Magic Scientology ‘Assist’

  1. Angels can’t raise the dead. That is teaching a falsehood. People do not even know what an angel looks like. The only image we can fall back on is the Catholic church who does what God told people not to do. .I want to see a before, and after in an X ray .Travolta is giving credit to a religious name. This is done to get people to join them,

    Scientology is very different from Christianity as follows:

    Scientology says that god is unique for each individual.

    Scientologists do not know scripture.
    God does not chnage , Malachi 3 >> 6For I am the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.
    King James Version

    Scientology says that each person is a god, but they just have to realize it.
    Scientologists teaching this is saying we can save ourselves which is a lie.

    Scientology works on the basis of self-generated righteousness (self-righteousness). It is human-effort based.
    Scientologists righteousness is the same righteousness of the scribes,and pharisees.

    Scientology says that Jesus didn’t atone for sin.
    What the KJV says:Mark 10:45 :For even the Son of man came not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to give his life a ransom for many. Scientologists don’t know scripture.

    Scientology says that Jesus is not God, is not Savior from sin (but a way-shower and teacher).
    John 14:9:Jesus saith unto him, Have I been so long time with you, and yet hast thou not known me, Philip? he that hath seen me hath seen the Father; and how sayest thou then, Shew us the Father?

    John 20:28 :and Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God.

    Scientology says that Hubbard, rather than the Bible, is the authority.

    Scientologists obviously do not teach the truth. They actually have the same belief system as the Islamic religion.
    Islamic religion denies that Jesus is lord only being a meagerness.

    Scientology makes the mind supreme and puts the mind in charge of saving the mind rather than putting the Holy Spirit in charge of renewing the mind.
    Scientology denies that the Holy spirit is the ever present spirit of Jesus.

    Scientology says that people are basically good while the Bible says that there is not a just man upon the earth that does good and doesn’t sin.
    There are non that are good because this body kills all that god made. We are not good because our body would die in Gods light .having a body that kills in war calling it good kills the soul.
    Christ alone in our soul is good

    Scientology teaches reincarnation.
    Hebrews 9:27:And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

    Scientologists are wrong with ever belief being contrary to truth. Better know that now.


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