Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-9-12]

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Watch out Paris, the viper shark in your pool looks evil and famished. (ohmyGAHH!)

Sofia Vergara looks out a window with her two best friends. (Celebuzz)

$3.7 million dollar Lena Dunham book is about FUPAs and vegan dinner parties. (Gawker)

Peter Facinelli and his new girlfriend are breaking Jennie Garth‘s heart. (Yahoo!)

Watch the punch that knocked Manny Pacquiao on his ass, over and over and over. (Deadspin)

Kristen Stewart says she will steal Jennifer Garner’s husband in April. (Huffington Post)

“Can I piss on you?” seems like a perfectly legitimate thing to ask a Fox News producer. (ONTD!)

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