Kim Kardashian is Pregnant, I REPEAT, Kim Kardashian is PREGNANT!

Kim and Kanye happyTwo and a half months ago, give or take a few days, Zeus tossed a lightning bolt to earth straight through Kanye West and into Kim Kardashian‘s uterus. Yeah, I learned about pregnancy by reading D’Aulaires’ Book of Greek Myths, but that’s not the point.

Stay focused and say it with me: KIM KARDASHIAN IS PREGNANT. (Listen closely and you can hear the sound of infertile Khloe’s teeth grinding themselves into oblivion.)

The most famous, self-absorbed woman with no particular talent and the most self-absorbed rapper (together since April) are having a baby and I think the due date is sometime in mid August, or possibly July? It’s been established that I’m not good with this counting, brain-using stuff. 

West first told an Atlantic City audience of over 5,000 and the news was later confirmed by E! News and the Kardashian family, who flooded Twitter with messages about it.

Fear not the current lack of details, I’m sure every moment of this will be documented on Keeping Up With The Kardashians and later episodes of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami (premiering January 20).
James DevaneyI’d like to suggest a non-Beyonce approved name for this blessed child. Combining Kanye’s recent flair for shocking fashion choices and Kim’s past Halloween costumes, I present you with…

Jasmine Leather Skirt Crystal Mask Poison Ivy Kardashian-West. Got something better?

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