You hear that, Christina Hendricks and Sofia Vergara? When you wear a gown, everyone reaches for something, preferably the overseas edition of a certain fashion mag, to cover their boners with.
I think they both already knew. But I also think they know that it’s not necessarily because they’re curvy, but because they’re pretty actresses.
Not sure if the same reaction would arise if it were Rosie O’Donnell, and not Rihanna, in that black Armani dress with the suicidal neckline plunge.
“I mean, at the time I was 18, 19. I was young, I’ve always been curvy. It runs in the family. Throw on an evening frock and it’s like all of a sudden you have boobs and everyone is like, ‘Bombshell!'”
Yeah. Bombshell! Except, your face still doesn’t look like a pancake with tire-marks. So, theory shattered. Again.
She added that her not-table-leg-shaped body caused everyone to call her “The new Marilyn,” which is really uncreative, not of her but of everyone else.
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