I’ve tried to find a link but the website, CWG, has been defunct for the past year or so. Snippet:
“There’s nothing I hate more than a movie that spends 90 slow minutes setting up average plot and characters, then spends the last 10 making me wonder if the writers smoked meth and lost the original last pages of the script.”
Yes, that’s me being grumpy about one of the millions of terrible horror movies I’ve seen of my own free will.
One I will not be seeing (at least not in theaters, to avoid the “sore back, added popcorn calories and 100 minutes of yawning”) is The Last Exorcism Part II because, with the exception of Harry Potter, sequels are crap.
Eli Roth is still producing, and the possessed girl (Ashley Bell) with the back-breaking yoga skills and new, fun memory loss is in it.
How dare Blonde Annie ask if she’s “from a cult in the woods or something?” Dance on her grave, flexible Amish ninja! Sick, Abalam, sick.
“THERE IS NO HIDING FROM THE PAST.” “WE’LL MAKE YOU BETTER.” “A PIECE OF HIM IS STILL INSIDE YOU?” I think that about sums it up.
OMG, grab the Louisville Slugger! The aliens from Signs are outside the church window.