Oh how this brings me back to 1999, when Hugetits could sustain a spot on the Billboard Hot 100 by throwing on a wifebeater and propping herself up next to a car after not washing her hair for six days. I’m talking about the video for her song “How Do I Deal,” of course. Like Tyra Banks and Heidi Montag, J-Love has always kept a music career in her back pocket. (Her songs were only slightly more ear friendly, in a LeAnn-Rimes-on-the-Coyote Ugly-soundtrack sort of way.)
Hewitt actually wears less clothes now than she did in her I Know What You Did in a Jamaican Tanning Booth days. But, if ever you feel the emotion known as surprise over her current TV role as a handjob-giving single mother in a nightgown, keep in mind that she was once in a movie about a guy who couldn’t find a condom.
P.P.S. Did she just say she can make a dress out of a feed bag? Girrrrlll, put that sh*t on Etsy.