Madonna just joined Instagram and has already started hazing herself. In the first photo, Madge wears a Bettie Page wig with a peculiar orange tint and a simple “Cheers motherf*ckers! I’m on instagram.”
One commentator wrote that she looked like “an aardvark sucking up ants,” but I disagree…
Lady Gaga looks nothing like an aardvark.
She ditched the alcoholic drink in her second picture for a breezy, cucumber-infused shot of semen. Semen that she claimed was sweat. Sweat that she is “addicted to.” (If you’re immature and you know it and you really wanna show it KEEP REPLACING “SWEAT” WITH “SEMEN.”)
The most recent thing she posted had her looking exactly like Snoop Dogg with a longer stache. I was expecting more photos of her lying in bed with a full face of makeup.
“Just rolled out of bed lmao #nofoundation.” Hashtag, the foundation is literally crumbling.