Big dreamin’ yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas confirmed the strength of high-end Baldwin sperm during an airing of Extra. It’s less the baby and more the sound she made when she found out that I’m interested in.
Alec explains that he heard his wife yowling in the bathroom and ran in to save her from an imminent death that actually turned out to be her reaction to double lines on the pregnancy test.
“There’s a scream I heard, which is a scream normally reserved for if there’s a spider in the house, not exaggerating,” Baldwin said. “So then I hear that scream again, but it was not a spider.”
Can you imagine a world where women become pregnant after spotting those little eight-eyed bastards?
Curd-eating turd Little Miss Muffet wanders off her tuffet to the woodpile in search of fireplace fuel, comes back with 10 buns in the oven… Gets her own reality show.