Vin Diesel Should Stick to Driving and Being Buff

Vin Diesel singingWhen I was at Universal Studios last year I saw this whole Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift thing with pyrotechnics and cars flying out of the ground, I was like, “Where the hell is Vin Diesel?”

I’m aware he wasn’t even in Tokyo Drift, but whatever. I actually like him, and the whole studio tour would have been even cooler if he had popped out of a house on Wisteria Lane waving in his Riddick glasses.

He seems fun like Bruce Willis, if Bruce was bigger and not as good at acting. He also seems fun because he unabashedly sings questionable karaoke

Last week, Vin (let’s call him Mark Sinclair Vincent, for added romance), sang along to Rihanna’s “Stay” to his girlfriend for Valentine’s.

Turns out, I have a lot more in common with MSV than I thought. We’re both Rihanna fans, and we both can’t sing a lick. Must be all the completely natural muscles.

Perhaps it’s best to also steer clear of PG family comedies? Not that I saw The Pacifier, or anything.

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