It’s the incessant appearances at award shows like the VMAs, AMAs and Grammys. Dare I say that I could make more of a case for Chris Brown being invited?
The cure for Wiz Khalifa’s rapping is submerging your ears in bathtub water for 30 minutes a day, and the same goes for listening to Amber Rose talk.
You are NOT the black Natalie Portman, and it’s only amazing that you made a baby because of the medical miracle of his sperm heading towards your eggs instead of the weed clinic.
This rant has something to do with Amber, who calls her fans “Rosebuds & Rosestuds,” pushing out a boy named “Sebastian Taylor Thomaz” aka “The Bash” exactly 24 hours ago.
Maybe they watched a lot of Home Improvement during the pregnancy, but there is no “Z” in stupidity.
[Random fact: Amber referred to Sebastian as a “chicken nugget” that was “still baking” on Feb. 20]