Quvenzhané Wallis is the Best Academy Award Nominee Ever [WINNERS LIST]

Quvenzhané Wallis flexingInstead of an Oscar, Quvenzhané Wallis won our hearts.

The 9-year-old Beasts of the Southern Wild actress clutched a puppy purse on the red carpet, telling Ryan Seacrest she chose her adorably adult Armani dress because it was “sparkly and fluffy.”

The two times clips of Beasts were thrown on the monitor during the ceremony, she flexed her tiny muscles like her character in the “I’m the man” scene of her film and smiled a broad and innocent smile more infectious than bird flu.

During a live Tweet of the Oscars, satirical publication The Onion decided it would be funny to call her the c-word. Because… shock value?

Slightly less shocking: Jennifer Lawrence falling on her way up the stairs to accept her Best Actress statue, Seth MacFarlane’s boob song, and Anne Hathaway’s nipples.
Quvenzhane Wallis puppy purse
Here are the winners you care about, at the 85th annual Academy Awards:

Best Picture: Argo. Best Actress: Jennifer Lawrence. Best Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis.

Best Supporting Actress: Anne Hathaway. Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz.
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Best Director: Ang Lee. Best Original Screenplay: Quentin Tarantino.

Best Documentary: Searching for Sugar Man. Best Original Song: “Skyfall,” Adele.

Best Animated Feature Film: Brave. Best Cinematography: Life of Pi.

Best Foreign Language Film: Amour. Best Adapted Screenplay: Chris Terrio, Argo.
Quvenzhane Wallis cunt#Boycott
[UPDATE] Onion CEO Steve Hannah has apologized for the Tweet, writing “Miss Wallis, you are young and talented and deserve better. All of us at The Onion are deeply sorry.”
Channing Tatum, Quvenzhane Wallis

2 thoughts on “Quvenzhané Wallis is the Best Academy Award Nominee Ever [WINNERS LIST]

  1. Yeah my neice was in a school play and she could have done just a good a job and she is 8.
    Does that make her eligible for an award. I think not, see you if your lucky on straight to VHS Movies, or a Nick @ Nite movie…. If you’re lucky. Kid you’re a dime a dozen….

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  2. She was acting like a diva, hey kid I SAW YOUR MOVIE AND YOU KNOW BETTER……………
    Then a abc family kid actress k! you will never get such a role again!

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