JWoww Proves Once and For All That Duct Tape is America’s Favorite Fix-All

Jwoww tape Whoever runs the show over at NOH8 deserves a medal. In a new campaign, they’ve managed to tape down the three most inflated things (discounting egos) on the shores of Jersey… Jenni “JWoww” Farley‘s lips and tits.

I’m sure the public can’t wait for equality awareness pioneers NOH8 to mute castmates Snooki, Pauly D and The Situation.

She looks like a woman who escaped her rapist and accidentally wandered into a protest. And YOU KNOW the poor sap who was applying the tape made her stay a little longer than she was supposed to. Mumbling about how he missed a spot. (And he did! Look at the left one.)

3 thoughts on “JWoww Proves Once and For All That Duct Tape is America’s Favorite Fix-All

    1. Wow you sound like a jealous cunt. She has one of th\e most perfect racks in the business. I bet your’s look like a waffle iron.

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