Holly Madison Names New Baby ‘Rainbow Aurora’

Holly Madison PasqualeFormer number one girlfriend of Hugh “Puffin” Hefner and silicon star of The Girls Next Door (the theme song is still stuck in my head) Holly Madison popped out a 7 pound churren on March 5 and now we know its name.

No need for a drumroll since it’s laid out in the headline. The child’s name is Rainbow Aurora Rotella. Future stripper, professional crafter of daisy chains, or actual My Little Pony.

Aurora, after light displays in nature? Or just the chick with narcolepsy from that one Disney movie.

“I wanted to give my daughter a unique name,” Madison told E!. “Growing up, there was a girl in my school named Rainbow and I was so envious of that name. I thought it was so pretty and unique!”

We have been led to believe that the father is Pasquale Rotella, but we all know Holly is prone to lying. In 2009, after narrowly escaping from Hef and the Playboy Mansion’s army of attack peacocks, she said this:

I’m never dating anybody again. I don’t need a man. I’m really happy with myself and being with my friends

But then, Hugh’s a liar about relationships too. Spewing this nonsense in 2008, before she left:

Marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.

Will any celebrity baby name ever compare to Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa? Here’s a list:

Weird baby names

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