Ryan Seacrest Shaved His Beard

Julianne hough swimmingCowgirl Julianne Hough is “taking a break” from being Idol doormat, Kardashian zookeeper and On Air host Ryan Seacrest’s beard. Seacrest and Hough are reportedly no longer live together in the mansion he purchased from Ellen DeGeneres last year because of his busy schedule.

Word has it, Hough could not handle the fact that her sleek, well-groomed man-seal was mysteriously absent from the bedroom. “He never sleeps,” an insider told Us Weekly, adding that she couldn’t handle his “lifestyle.”

Origin story: after turning 18 and briefly dating Dane Cook, Julianne was pursued by Ryan. She thought he was gay, but dating Cook was enough for her to say yes to the ‘crest.

Leaving her behind. Seacrest and Hough paddleboarding during a vacation in France earlier this year.
Leaving her behind: Seacrest and Hough paddleboarding during a vacation in France earlier this year.

Somebody put her in a crate and send her to George Clooney’s villa in Lake Como already. The physic matchmaking part of me sees that as a much better fit. -> [CAPTION THIS] <-

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