Kate Upton Sort of Maybe Might Think About Going to Prom With a Teenager

Jake Davidson kate upton Boob enthusiast, high school senior, Californian and sweet Jewish kid Jake Davidson got a response from boob-having Sports Illustrated cover model Kate Upton on the Today Show after propositioning her in a popular YouTube video called “Kate Upton, Will You Go To Prom With Me?”

Upton told him “If everything works out, I’d love to go with you” over the phone, and wrote “You can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I’ll check my schedule” on Twitter.

I know I’m not the only one reading between the lines.

“If everything works out” = “God that’s cute but I really don’t want to actually go to a dance with a horny, attention-seeking teenage boy.” 

And “I’ll check my schedule” = “What will we talk about? How undeserving he is of my company?”

If she hadn’t been pretty in high school she’d have said “yes” without all the bitchy hesitation.

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