Professional Zac Efron merkin Vanessa Hudgens has a new single to go along with her bikini movie. In “$$$ex,” her first song since 2009, Hudgens reminds us what we were missing.
“Can you feel my hot sex, heart stop beating,” sounds suspiciously like “can you feel my heart sex.” (Because who’s going to choose a vag when you could just pummel the four valves?)
Favorite lyric #2: “Pretty pretty packages all in a row, sugar snap firecrack tied up in a bow.”
Favorite lyric #3: “Fifty in his pocket, a condom in his wallet, he’s not gonna sleep tonight.”
Dare I say I prefer “True Harmony” (also released today) by Hefner’s wife, Crystal Harris?
Like the ghost in Mama, Vanessa Hudgens’ existence is summed up in the line, “A ghost is an emotion bent out of shape, condemned to repeat itself.”
“Candy” in Spring Breakers, “Blondie” in Sucker Punch, “Apple” in Gimme Shelter…